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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Kinky woman’s perspective on the world.</description><title>Kinky Hugger</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @hootchie)</generator><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>omg this is so exciting! I
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 cant wait for more!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/36707688638</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/36707688638</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 21:01:40 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>this is so awesome! Excited for next 
ones!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me6c9rpr2L1qhh4hro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is so awesome! Excited for next &lt;br/&gt;
ones!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/36705364774</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/36705364774</guid><pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2012 20:32:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>omg this is so exciting! Excited for the next batch!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me43vuXvHu1qhh4hro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;omg this is so exciting! Excited for the next batch!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/36609146738</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/36609146738</guid><pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2012 15:35:53 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Omg this 
is so cool! I
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ones!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me1xukCSOX1qhh4hro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Omg this &lt;br/&gt;
is so cool! I&lt;br/&gt;
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ones!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/36516054267</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/36516054267</guid><pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2012 11:30:20 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Sweeet this is so awesome! Excited to do more!

Check it out</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcmu82hSR11qhh4hro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sweeet this is so awesome! Excited to do more!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/156015574544714"&gt;Check it out&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/34536891254</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/34536891254</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2012 22:14:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>this is so interesting! Cant wait to do more!

Check it out</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc44caNmBQ1qhh4hro1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;this is so interesting! Cant wait to do more!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://janellelikessurveys.com/"&gt;Check it out&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/33863846303</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/33863846303</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2012 19:38:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>

This is so exciting! Cant wait for the next batch!

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&lt;a href="http://janellelikessurveys.com/"&gt;Check it out&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/33736353384</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/33736353384</guid><pubDate>Tue, 16 Oct 2012 19:25:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>

This is so awesome! I cant wait for more!

Check it out</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://janellelikessurveys.com/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://i.imgur.com/Ykvqu.gif"/&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

This is so awesome! I cant wait for more!

&lt;a href="http://janellelikessurveys.com/"&gt;Check it out&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/33592306310</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/33592306310</guid><pubDate>Sun, 14 Oct 2012 16:58:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>unravelingmarimar:

Hearing you whispering in my ear how you...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m68epuZnju1rzbtfeo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unravelingmarimar.tumblr.com/post/25930771689/hearing-you-whispering-in-my-ear-how-you-would"&gt;unravelingmarimar&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hearing you whispering in my ear how you would love to have another man joins us and the things you would have him do to me under your command and direction was intense.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;knowing you were watching me stroke my clit and plunge my fingers deep into my pussy when you commanded me brought me to orgasmn rather quickly.  You , My Baby turn me on so much. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I would love more… please Sir?   &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I want this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/27808111912</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/27808111912</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jul 2012 23:14:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cio04I6b1qivg2yo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cio04I6b1qivg2yo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cio04I6b1qivg2yo3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6cio04I6b1qivg2yo4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/26116710733</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/26116710733</guid><pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2012 23:03:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dreamsinthyme:

Red String Legend
“Apparently there is this...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4otn0TikZ1qz4d4bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dreamsinthyme.tumblr.com/post/24178727186/red-string-legend-apparently-there-is-this"&gt;dreamsinthyme&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Red String Legend&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;“Apparently there is this belief that when you are born, you are tied with your soul mate using an invisible red string. The red string is very flexible; it allows you to travel wherever you want and even let you to have relationship with anyone you want. &lt;strong&gt;But when the time comes, it will pull you back to your soul mate&lt;/strong&gt;. So, wait patiently for the string to pull you back, and yes, you will feel it when its pulling you back.”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Love this&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/24190218043</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/24190218043</guid><pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2012 07:36:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>mycocksluts:

Because deep down inside you, you need it. You...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ol6mIpZf1rvypv3o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mycocksluts.tumblr.com/post/22627555061/because-deep-down-inside-you-you-need-it-you"&gt;mycocksluts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Because deep down inside you, you need it. You need to be taken. You need to be forced down on the bed and fucked harder than anything you have ever felt. You need to feel my hands wrapping around your throat, pushing you into the bed as my cock pounds your little wet pussy. You need to feel my strength fucking the breath from your lungs. You need to know that it’s ok, that in every girl is a little cock slut. Sir will let you be that cock slut. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/23261380606</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/23261380606</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:42:32 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"She says yes with her eyes.
It helps that I’ve heard it with her voice and read it in her words..."</title><description>“She says yes with her eyes.&lt;br/&gt;
It helps that I’ve heard it with her voice and read it in her words before. It helps that I know her submission is a gift and her body belongs as much to me as it does to the rest of the universe. It helps that her eyes are wide and expressive, and it helps that I’ve learned how to listen.&lt;br/&gt;
When I ask her if she’s been a good girl she knows that I’m giving her a choice. She knows what to say if she needs to be held and comforted, and she knows what to say if she needs to feel my hand on her skin. She pauses every time, and I don’t think she ever knows how she’ll respond until the words leave her mouth. I never do.&lt;br/&gt;
When she wants me to go fast and slow, when she wants me to move between anger and love, she tells me she doesn’t know. She tells me that she tries to be good but it’s ever so hard. I move between an open palm and a soft caress. I fuck her and make love, and she can laugh and cry at the same time. I hold her tightly as she pouts and moans, and she comes when I tell her it’s okay. When she wants me to stop she holds me and doesn’t let go. Guy New York”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://quickienewyork.com/post/23225986455/pouts-and-moans" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;Quickies in New York: Pouts and Moans&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/23259825551</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/23259825551</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 20:20:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>erospainter:

A Submissive’s Mantra
i will communicate with...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx2qymbo1E1qzlro6o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://erospainter.tumblr.com/post/15083075883/a-submissives-mantra-i-will-communicate-with"&gt;erospainter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A Submissive’s Mantra&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will communicate with complete honesty my needs, desires, limits, and experience. i realize that failing to do so will not only prevent my Master and i from having the best experience possible, but can also lead to physical and emotional harm.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will try not to manipulate my Master. i will not push to make a scene go the way i feel it should&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will keep an open mind about trying things that i am not comfortable with and expanding my limits. i will continue to grow as a submissive and as a human being.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will accept the responsibility of discovering what pleases my Master, and will do my best to fulfill His wishes and desires.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will not allow myself to be harmed and abused. i know that submissive does not equal doormat.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will be courteous and helpful to my fellow submissives. i will share my knowledge and experience with others in the hope that they will learn and benefit from where i have been. i will take the time to help those who are new to start out on the correct path.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will be responsive to my Master. i will not try to hide what my mind and body are feeling so that i may assist Him in His responsibilities as my authority. i know that Dominants are not telepaths, and will not expect my Master to know thoughts or feelings which i do not share.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will accept in the responsibility of a scene or a relationship gone bad. i will not place total blame on my Master when it is not warranted simply because He is the Dominant. i realize that things may not work out as they should sometimes, and will do my best to put it behind me and move on&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will give my gift of submission only to Those that can responsibly accept and desire to receive. i will not place anyone in the position of controlling me non-consensually, nor will i give my respect to someone that has not earned it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i know that D/s is not a contest, and will never think myself a “better” submissive because i choose to submit on a different level than another. i will not be boastful of my experiences.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;i will be obedient to my Master even if i disagree with what He is requesting. i realize He has my best interests at heart and often knows better than i what i need in a particular situation. i know that my actions reflect upon my Master, and will do my best to help others see Him in a positive way. i will not intentionally embarrass or displease Him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Above all, will wear my title of submissive with honor. i will never cause others to think that being submissive means to be weak or sub-human. i will take pride in who and what i am and will never show myself in a negative way.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;bowing in thankfulness&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/15113472947</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/15113472947</guid><pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 23:49:29 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>lingerielesbian:

Good god, the hair is so incredible.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsedrrDKgO1qi8rgro1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsedrrDKgO1qi8rgro2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lingerielesbian.tumblr.com/post/13395394218/good-god-the-hair-is-so-incredible"&gt;lingerielesbian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good god, the hair is so incredible.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/15009000084</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/15009000084</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 23:38:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>erospainter:

What does it mean to be called a Master……….Her...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw83wfxk021qzlro6o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://erospainter.tumblr.com/post/14244118490/what-does-it-mean-to-be-called-a-master-her" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;erospainter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;h2&gt;&lt;a href="http://dj70.tumblr.com/post/11061816596/what-does-it-mean-to-be-called-a-master-her-master"&gt;What does it mean to be called a Master……….Her MASTER&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;A tender gentle caring Man&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;that wishes to control, to Dominate.&lt;br/&gt;Submitting to His wishes, she gives,&lt;br/&gt;and pleases Him, smiles at His praise&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thoughts of Him are constant in her mind,&lt;br/&gt;for her only desire is to serve Him in all ways.&lt;br/&gt;He is her final true Friend, she is His listener.&lt;br/&gt;He is her father figure, she is daddy’s little girl.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He directs her, guides her, she strives to change,&lt;br/&gt;to better herself, to reach those goals He sets for her.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He is her Teacher, she is an apt and eager and intelligent pupil, wanting to learn&lt;br/&gt;of His ways, of His likes, wanting to learn and understand&lt;br/&gt;her emergent and rampagnt sexuality.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He is the One that praises her, listens to her, molds her, cherishes and protects.&lt;br/&gt;He treasures her, loving her, pushing her to do more, to take more.&lt;br/&gt;She is the one that blossoms in His care, that shines with love for Him,&lt;br/&gt;radiating grace and a passion of the mind, body, heart, and soul.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He leads, she follows.&lt;br/&gt;He wants her to be like so for Him -&lt;br/&gt;slut, whore, cum addict, wanton, possession, woman; His toy&lt;br/&gt;She strives to be those things fors Him, finding out&lt;br/&gt;more about her desires as she does so.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He is Master, she is slave.&lt;br/&gt;He says; she does.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yet as she gives to Him, He gives more of Himself&lt;br/&gt;to her, showing her her worth and value to Him.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In His eyes, she is everything, finding a strength not&lt;br/&gt;known to her before, finding peace within His hold of her.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;His chains bind her, yet she is free.&lt;br/&gt;Free of worrying all the time.&lt;br/&gt;Free of being stuck in her growth always evolving&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In His chains, she is free, because she knows He will&lt;br/&gt;cherish her, every part if her being.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She knows He will cherish her, every part of her.&lt;br/&gt;She is His; She is slave….&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;She is free to fly…as high as she was born to be&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Wow!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/14247590949</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/14247590949</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 22:29:52 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>hi, thanks for your message. We don't have a Fetlife account, our blog keeps us more than busy. -Sir</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Thank you for the response. My Master and I enjoy your blog so much. We joke about the “theme of the day”. It has caused numerous inspirational activities. Look forward to more activity on both blogs. Big hugs from Hootchie and firm hand shake from BigDaddy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/13809986909</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/13809986909</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2011 22:02:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Send us your submissions followers</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alexandhissubmissivepet.tumblr.com/post/13727189592/send-us-your-submissions-followers"&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvpphiBx8A1qgdxmt.jpg"/&gt;alexandhissubmissivepet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Show us your tattoos!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-Sir&amp;amp;Pet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;!-- more --&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/13764932186</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/13764932186</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:53:50 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog if you'd date one of your followers.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://secret-nerdycurves-ahead.tumblr.com/post/13745336340/reblog-if-youd-date-one-of-your-followers"&gt;secret-nerdycurves-ahead&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Date…fuck…potato…tomato lol&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt; Hell Yeah!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/13764456584</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/13764456584</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Dec 2011 22:43:28 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>erospainter:

NOTICE: Classes for men at our local learning...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpzu88g6Z11qdmq2xo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://erospainter.tumblr.com/post/9819989784"&gt;erospainter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;NOTICE:&lt;/span&gt; Classes for men at our local learning center for adults will be starting soon. Sign-up by August 30th.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Note:&lt;/span&gt; Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 1 -&lt;/span&gt; How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays. Step-by-step, with slide presentation.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 2 -&lt;/span&gt; The Toilet Paper Roll: Do They Grow On The Holders? Round table discussion.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 3 -&lt;/span&gt; Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat Up And Avoiding The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub? Group practice.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 4 -&lt;/span&gt; Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 5 -&lt;/span&gt; The After-Dinner Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on video.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 6 -&lt;/span&gt; Loss Of Identity: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Helpline support and support groups.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 7 -&lt;/span&gt; Learning How To Find Things, Starting With Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open forum.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 8 -&lt;/span&gt; Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and audio tape.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 9 -&lt;/span&gt; Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 10 -&lt;/span&gt; Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks? Driving simulation.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 11 -&lt;/span&gt; Learning To Live: Basic Differences Between Mother And Wife. Online class and role playing.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 12 -&lt;/span&gt; How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;span&gt;Topic 13 -&lt;/span&gt; How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You’re Going To Be Late.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors!&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/9820322427</link><guid>http://hootchie.tumblr.com/post/9820322427</guid><pubDate>Sun, 04 Sep 2011 23:44:59 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
